H₂Oe⁻ Hoe Water First Run can

H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime 4-Pack

$16.00
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H₂Oe⁻ Hoe Water First Run can

H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime 4-Pack

$16.00

Meet H₂Oe⁻™

H₂Oe⁻™ (Hoe Water™) is a lightly sparkling electrolyte water crafted for nights out, early starts, and all the mischief in between.

Peach brings light sweetness, while lemon and lime add bright, refreshing tartness for a crisp, balanced finish.

4 × 16 fl oz cans

Why H₂Oe⁻™

  • ⚡ 20 Calories — Light, crisp, and refreshing.
  • 🖐️ The Functional Five — A good source of five electrolytes.
  • 🍑 Real Fruit Juice — Peach, lemon, and lime. Real tastes better.
  • 🚚 Shipping calculated at checkout. Free Las Vegas pickup by appointment; time and location arranged by email after purchase.

Stay Hydrated, Stay Thirsty™

🃏 The first 100 orders receive a collectible H₂Oe⁻st Card. Have a favorite? Add Eve, Marie, or Jezebel to the optional order note in your cart before checkout. Leave it blank and we’ll send a random card.