The Harlequin Sisters

Distinct in temperament, united in vision, the Harlequin Sisters shape the flavor and spirit of H₂Oe⁻™.

👩‍🌾 Eve

🪏 The Garden H₂Oe⁻™ 🍑

Eve grew up in an orchard and never quite left. She squeezes the peaches, liquifies the lemons, and keys the limes.

She gardens at the local co-op, in the nude, and prefers her peaches ripe and forbidden.

To H₂Oe⁻™, Eve brings 14% real fruit juice, bold natural flavor, and the joy of a good harvest. She has no patience for artificial flavors, artificial sweeteners, or shortcuts.

“You glow because I grow.”

👩‍🔬 Marie

🥼 The Science H₂Oe⁻™ 🧪

Marie studies chemistry at community college and treats every can like a final exam.

She balances the Functional Five — magnesium, potassium, calcium, chloride, and phosphorus — with the precision of a woman who has been wrong exactly once.

To Hoe Water™, she brings the formulation, the curiosity, and the chemistry that keep everything (and everyone) in balance.

“I’ll keep you in balance.”

💃 Jezebel

🪩 The Party H₂Oe⁻™ 🔥

Jezebel has never met a dance floor she didn’t improve. She dances freely, wears her heart on her sleeve, and lives louder than most.

She’s the reason the can sparkles — the fizz, the mischief, and the second wind at 1 a.m.

To H₂Oe⁻™ she infuses the thirst, the freedom, and the aftertaste of a good time.

“We don’t sweat. We sparkle.”

Three sisters. One can.

Every can of H₂Oe⁻™ carries all three — Eve’s fruit, Marie’s electrolytes, and Jezebel’s spark.

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