The Sip Guide
Everything you want to know about H₂Oe⁻™—before you crack one open.
💦 What is H₂Oe⁻™?
H₂Oe⁻™ (Hoe Water™) is a lightly sparkling electrolyte beverage made with 14% real peach, lemon, and lime juice, the Functional Five™, plus sodium.
✨What are the ingredients in H₂Oe⁻™?
Carbonated Water, Peach Juice Concentrate, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Lime Juice Concentrate, Sodium Citrate, Magnesium Gluconate, Potassium Citrate, Monopotassium Phosphate, Natural Flavors, Calcium Chloride.
👅 What does H₂Oe⁻™ taste like?
Peach brings light sweetness, while lemon and lime add bright tartness. The finish is crisp and lightly sparkling.
🍋 Does H₂Oe⁻™ contain real juice?
Yes. Each can is made with 14% real peach, lemon, and lime juice.
🖐️ What are the Functional Five?
The Functional Five™ are Mg²⁺ (Magnesium), P⁵⁺ (Phosphorus), Cl⁻ (Chloride), K⁺ (Potassium), and Ca²⁺ (Calcium)—five important, often-overlooked electrolytes. H₂Oe⁻™ is a good source of each. Together with Na⁺ (Sodium), they make six electrolytes total.
⚖️ How many Calories are in each can?
Each 16 fl oz can contains 20 Calories.
🍬 Does H₂Oe⁻™ contain added sugars or artificial sweeteners?
No. H₂Oe⁻™ contains no added sugar and no artificial sweeteners.
☕ Is H₂Oe⁻™ caffeinated?
No. H₂Oe⁻™ is caffeine-free.
🫧 Is H₂Oe⁻™ carbonated?
Yes—lightly. Think gentle, champagne-like bubbles rather than a soda blast.
🕺 When should I drink H₂Oe⁻™?
Enjoy H₂Oe⁻™ around workouts, through long nights, while traveling, or on early starts. Drink it chilled, over ice, or as a crisp, sparkling mixer.
📦 What comes in an order?
Each order contains one 4-pack: four 16 fl oz cans of H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime.
💌 What is a H₂Oe⁻st Card?
The first 100 orders receive one collectible H₂Oe⁻st Card featuring Eve, Marie, or Jezebel, while supplies last. Have a favorite? Add her name to the optional order note in your cart before checkout. If you leave the note blank, we’ll choose a card at random.
🍑 Why “Stay Hydrated, Stay Thirsty™”?
Because hydration shouldn’t dull your appetite for life. Stay refreshed—and stay thirsty for what’s next.