The Sip Guide
Everything you want to know about H₂Oe⁻™—before you crack one open.
💦 What is H₂Oe⁻™?
H₂Oe⁻™ (Hoe Water™) is a lightly sparkling electrolyte beverage made with real peach, lemon, and lime juice. It’s crafted for nights out, mornings after, workouts, travel, and social moments in between.
👅 What does H₂Oe⁻™ taste like?
Bright citrus, soft peach, and a crisp, lightly sparkling finish. It’s refreshing without being overly sweet or salty.
🍋 Does H₂Oe⁻™ contain real juice?
Yes. H₂Oe⁻™ is crafted with 14% real peach, lemon, and lime juice for balanced sweetness and bright fruit flavor.
🖐️ What are the Functional Five?
The Functional Five™ are the core electrolytes behind H₂Oe⁻™: Mg²⁺ (Magnesium), K⁺ (Potassium), Ca²⁺ (Calcium), Cl⁻ (Chloride), and P³⁻ (Phosphorus) — five important, often-overlooked electrolytes at the core of H₂Oe⁻™.
H₂Oe⁻™ is a good source of each member of the Functional Five™. Together with Na⁺ (Sodium), they make six electrolytes total.
⚖️ How many calories are in each can?
Each 16 oz can contains 20 calories.
🍬 Does H₂Oe⁻™ contain added sugars or artificial sweeteners?
No. H₂Oe⁻™ contains no added sugar and no artificial sweeteners.
☕ Is H₂Oe⁻™ caffeinated?
No. H₂Oe⁻™ is caffeine free.
🫧 Is H₂Oe⁻™ carbonated?
Yes — lightly. More champagne fizz than soda blast, for a crisp finish that goes down easy.
🕺 When should I drink H₂Oe⁻™?
Whenever life calls for more than plain water — during the workout, deep into the long night, while traveling, or through the rituals of the morning after. Enjoy it solo over ice, or as a crisp, sparkling mixer.
📦 What comes in an order?
Each order contains six 16 oz cans of H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime.
💌 What is a H₂Oe⁻st Card?
The first 100 qualifying orders receive a collectible H₂Oe⁻st Card from the Harlequin Sister of their choice: Eve, Marie, or Jezebel. One card per qualifying order, while supplies last.
🍑 Why “Stay Hydrated, Stay Thirsty™”?
Because hydration shouldn’t dull your appetite for life. H₂Oe⁻™ was designed to restore balance while keeping the night, the energy, and the experience alive.