Hydration with a little mischief.
Real fruit juice, five functional electrolytes, and a crisp sparkle for nights out, mornings after, and all the mischief in between.
Stay Hydrated,
Stay Thirsty™
Real Fruit Juice
Peach, lemon, and lime bring a bright, lightly sweet finish without artificial sweeteners.
The Functional Five
A good source of magnesium, phosphorus, chloride, potassium, and calcium for balanced hydration.
Stay Thirsty
A playful energy that refreshes without dulling your thirst for more.
More than just water.
Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe,
It's off to work you go.
And whether you’re tending the garden 🍑,
🔬 experimenting in the laboratory 🧪,
💪 pumping iron in the gym 🏋️♀️,
🕺 commanding the corner 🏪,
💃 or conquering the Cl⁻ub 🪩,
your body needs more than just water.
It needs H₂Oe⁻™.
H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime
$36.00
Meet H₂Oe⁻™
H₂Oe⁻™ (Hoe Water™) is sparkling hydration crafted for nights out, mornings after, and all the mischief in between.
Crafted with real peach, lemon, and lime juice, H₂Oe⁻™ delivers six electrolytes with just 20 calories per can, no added sugar, and no artificial sweeteners.
Crisp, lightly sparkling, and refreshingly real.
6 × 16 oz cans
Why H₂Oe⁻™
- ⚡ 20 Calories — Light, crisp, and refreshing.
- 🖐️ The Functional Five — Five core electrolytes, plus sodium, for balanced hydration.
- 🍋 Real Fruit Juice — Peach, lemon, and lime. Real tastes better.
Stay Hydrated, Stay Thirsty™
🃏 The first 100 orders receive a collectible H₂Oe⁻st Card from Eve, Marie, or Jezebel!